me at the end of the semester
May the fourth be ever in your favor.– Hagrid (via peregrin-fool-of-a-took) LOL
switching on your computer before .... →
10knotes: bigbardafree: switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
catswithbenefits: metapod: canadian jokes arent funny this post gets an “eh” for effort
i had this super christian friend once and one time she literally said to my face “i wish you were coming to heaven with me”
can we just take a moment..... →
10knotes: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
auspisstice: cyberdepressed: HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS i
I am intrigued by glamorous women….A vain woman is continually taking out a...– Clark Gable (via 40s-queen)
if a poison goes past its expiration date .... →
10knotes: epic-humor: if a poison goes past its expiration date does it get more toxic or less toxic less toxic. when the black hand gang (idk some people from the start of WW1) tried to commit suicide, they drank old cyanide but it just made them vomit again, tumblr teaching me more than school ever will My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
constantlynocturnal: 538rqaeb98gh434398jvgi: im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button did the same thing happen to your url
today at work a young hispanic man was having trouble with the bottle machine he was using so i stayed outside with him to help unjam it and help with the bottles and when he was done a bunch of gangsters showed up who knew him apparently and he shook my hand and they were all like ”eeyy you alright man you alright. you ever need anyting you let us know aint nobody gun fuck wit you” and then...
la-meilleure-amie: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.